earthdad:

i don’t think i wanna date country girls
wifileaks:

thomas tait fall 2013
teacher:some people did really well in the test and it's obvious they studied hard but sadly some people did not
me:the @ feature is free hunty
Android user:My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM, a battery that lasts 15 hours, and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
iPhone user:Emojis
Android user:damn :/
ruinedchildhood:

this is why I have trust issues
ruinedchildhood:

I dont think they thought this through

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

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